A Breakup Letter From Your Facebook Profile Photo

Maybe the feeling is mutual now.

Hey, it’s me, your Facebook profile photo. It’s been a while. Can we chat?

Let me start by saying how appreciative I am that you chose me for this position. I remember when your boyfriend, Evan, took your photo and created me. You had just gotten your hair done and were wearing a brand-new pair of skinny jeans.

That was the day you DM’d your best friend, …