If Banks Offered Bad Decision Notifications

Apr 23, 2025

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We see you’re attempting to make an order for Taco Bell through DoorDash.

You sure you don’t want to make that run for the border on foot? Do you have any idea how many calories are in a chalupa?

Did you read the size specifications closely? In the history of the internet, has buying pants online ever worked out for you?

We say this as a friend: Consider just buying a cappuccino when you want one.

Yes, this costs less than the cappuccino machine, but do you know how many loaves of bread you’d need to bake to “save money” making your own?

How about a new spatula instead?

Did you forget our little talk about buying things off social media ads after 9 pm?

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