Signs This Coffee Shop Doesn’t Want You to Actually Drink Coffee Here
A list inspired by real life
There are helpful arrows on the floor directing you to the cash register, to the order pick-up area, and then right back out the door.
No one asks, “Is this for here or to go?”
The customer service is modeled after a coffee shop near gate 39, Terminal D at Newark International Airport, because they don’t care if they ever see you again.
They don’t sell snacks that require silverware – or have any silverware.