Humor in the Middle

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Signs This Coffee Shop Doesn’t Want You to Actually Drink Coffee Here
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Signs This Coffee Shop Doesn’t Want You to Actually Drink Coffee Here

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Jennifer Haubrich
Apr 30, 2025
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  • There are helpful arrows on the floor directing you to the cash register, to the order pick-up area, and then right back out the door.

  • No one asks, “Is this for here or to go?”

  • The customer service is modeled after a coffee shop near gate 39, Terminal D at Newark International Airport, because they don’t care if they ever see you again.

  • They don’t sell snacks that require silverware – or have any silverware.

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