Humor in the Middle

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We’re Your Utility Company And We’d Like To Compare You To Your Neighbors
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We’re Your Utility Company And We’d Like To Compare You To Your Neighbors

You should know what your behavior means.

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Jennifer Haubrich
Feb 08, 2025
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Hello! We’ve reached winter’s halfway point, and here at your utility company, we couldn’t help but notice you’ve been using gas and electricity every single day — like, with no days off.

We believe you could do better.

So we’ve decided it’s a great time to give you context into how you’re doing compared to others in your area.

That’s because we care abou…

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