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John Passadino's avatar

See? I say the same thing when I dream of a polyamorous life! Too complicated! Plus, I've been married 41 years to a Sicilian girl who would most definitely fit me with a pair of cement shoes and make sure her uncle Vito makes me try them on at the East River under the Brooklyn Bridge.

Hilarious, Jennifer!

Great job with this :)

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

Thanks, John!

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John Passadino's avatar

Sure thing! And I agree with your kernel of truth comment too. It may be a tiny kernal or a very large kernel, or one that exists in our imagination, but there's always a kernel of truth. As a mentor once said to me, comedy is the truth exaggerated. ;)

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

I like that.

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Lee Bacon's avatar

Just so you know, Frank recently moved in with my wife and me and Rachel and Horatio. You’re right about the dishwasher. So annoying! But on the plus side, he’s helping us renovate our sex basement.

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

Glad to hear Frank is making himself useful!

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Barb Eler's avatar

Again, thank you for causing laughter from the various concerns of this woman (loading dishwasher, clean sheets, no sauce baths, etc) instead of sexual concerns; that ended her relationship with Frank. You come up with amazing examples of humor from a variety of places!

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

The world is full of material for comedy!

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Timothy J Crawford's avatar

Frank. Perfect name for him.

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S.H. Jacobs's avatar

Thanks for the laughs!

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

Thanks for reading!

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