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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

My choice: midriff. Even if it's more of a mid-drift. ;)

If crop tops are ever socially acceptable for 50-year-olds, I'm here for it!

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Lindsey Smith | Not Normal's avatar

Mine is named Kaighleigh. She’s aspirational Gen Z.

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

Ha! Love it.

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Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

😂😂😂 Love the spelling!!!

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Lindsey Smith | Not Normal's avatar

Haha I took inspiration from my undergrad classes 🤣. Every year there is a dazzling cornucopia of spellings of “-leigh” names and names with bonus letters. So many bonus letters!

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Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

Soooooo many. And you’ll never find those spellings on a tiny license plate for your bike!

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Kim's avatar

I love these! hahaha I just call it my fluffy bits :D

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

I love it! Sounds fun and light! Like having friends along for the ride.

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Kim's avatar

Fun, jiggly friends

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Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

I used to call it my front porch and that was in my 30’s! Silly me! That was barely an awning! Now it’s a full on addition! I’ve taken to calling it Joey, like a baby kangaroo so maybe people will think it was cute?

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

Oh, Joey is cute. And you always have company!

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Amanda Jaffe's avatar

My trouble spot. Or trouble region, depending on the phase of the moon.

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

Sounds like a mischievous one!

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Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

Ha ha ha ha!!!

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Erin's avatar

I am totally calling mine beer muscles now. 😂😂😂

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

Look! You’re so strong!!

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Lee Bacon's avatar

Thank you for this! I plan to begin dropping these terms into casual conversation!

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

As everyone should! Did you know the German word?

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Lee Bacon's avatar

Yes, I'd heard that one before. Pretty good description, I'd say.

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Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Meno-belly. Hehe.

My love handles could be side rails.

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

Good for holding on!

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Carolyn Preston's avatar

The shelf, and yes, I do love reading.

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

Brilliant!

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Amazon Anne's avatar

HA HA HA! Mine is my food baby.

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

Aww, a baby… Congrats!!!

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Wendy Wardell's avatar

I call mine ‘an unrequested, overnight

donation from the Post Menopausal Fat Fairy’

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

That must be like the Tooth Fairy’s wacky great aunt

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Wendy Wardell's avatar

Yep - the evil one. She probably builds gingerbread houses with kid-sized ovens in her downtime.

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

She's an angry fairy!

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Brandon Ellrich's avatar

Another thing coming with mid-life is having indigestion from eating basically anything.

Looks like I'll have to go with "Tum."

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Jak Camber's avatar

Dont forget “Wobble Zone”

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Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

Ha! I love it. So useful!

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