I just finally tossed all my kids art. We moved it across country twice and to a few different houses. We are moving east to be closer to the kids and I got rid of all their finger painting, collages… They didn’t want anything!
By the time I finished grad school, I didn’t have any party and didn’t go to graduation. As best I can remember, I picked up a rotisserie chicken and watched NBA playoffs at home by myself. 🤣
This is great -- loved it. Should probably also be an announcement along the lines of: Congratulations. Enjoy your commencement speech -- it will be written by AI, as will every other chapter of your life.
I graduated high school, cooking school, college, have three Masters. All they are now are alphabet after my formal signature for this retired minister
OMG! So funny.
I just finally tossed all my kids art. We moved it across country twice and to a few different houses. We are moving east to be closer to the kids and I got rid of all their finger painting, collages… They didn’t want anything!
The invites are hilarious.
That must be very freeing! I still have quite a collection of pottery!
I have 100 years of recipe cards I can't even give away to family. However the stories with them are priceless
"Gifts optional, but expected." cracked me up!!!
By the time I finished grad school, I didn’t have any party and didn’t go to graduation. As best I can remember, I picked up a rotisserie chicken and watched NBA playoffs at home by myself. 🤣
Some accomplishments are too tiring to celebrate
This is great -- loved it. Should probably also be an announcement along the lines of: Congratulations. Enjoy your commencement speech -- it will be written by AI, as will every other chapter of your life.
Funny and sad. Commencement speeches are rich material for humor! I should write a piece about those.
“Gifts optional, but expected.” Perfect! We have one graduating from pre-school and another from kindergarten, so this feels relevant.
I hope you have ginormous celebrations planned!
Thanks again for your timely humor twice a week‼️I’m enjoying laughing right before I go to sleep. Wonder if humor influences my dreams?!
I think it’s a good way to end the day. :)
Love this! Thank you for the laughs!
Thanks for reading, Liz!
I graduated high school, cooking school, college, have three Masters. All they are now are alphabet after my formal signature for this retired minister
You must have learned the alphabet very, very well!
Every word here is true! My kids are adults now, but yep. Every word here is true! Thanks for the laugh!
Thanks for reading, Anne!