Well done. Allow me to brag about my personal bests. I knew I would miss his truck, so I baked it a cake to remember me by. Pound of flour, pound of sugar, a dozen eggs, a can of baking powder, a box of baking soda, and a couple of wooden spoons, all into the gas tank.. Voila! (chef's kiss)
Ex2. We agreed to split everything we had in half. I had half a bonfire for girls' night out. Half a pair of cowboy boots, half a Stetson, half a pair of leather chaps, half of all his disgusting silk undies. Half of the rodeo trophies..You get the point :D Mountain Women DO NOT PLAY.
If I ever start a band, I’m calling it Golf Club Wind Chimes 😂 love this whole post! And so true about People!
Thanks, Liz! I’d definitely come hear that band!
Glad to hear your marriage is still intact. Maybe that’s because your husband doesn’t play golf. 🤣
Yes, because then I wouldn’t win at mini golf either. Definite dealbreaker!
A great idea for a humor post, and beautifully executed.
Golf club wind chimes!!
That's just brilliant.
Thanks, Roz!
Haha love the bonus dentist/People Magazine insights. So true!
Thanks for even reading my note at the end! I always wonder how often they are read. Or if I’m just talking to myself. ;)
Great ideas here, friend!
Laughed at creative ways to get rid of stuff!! Thank you for more humor!!
Great stuff!
Thanks, Dave!
I will not stand for the blasphemous talk about golf equipment.
On second thought I guess I will.
But still.
See? I told you I really didn’t care about golf!
🤣
Well done. Allow me to brag about my personal bests. I knew I would miss his truck, so I baked it a cake to remember me by. Pound of flour, pound of sugar, a dozen eggs, a can of baking powder, a box of baking soda, and a couple of wooden spoons, all into the gas tank.. Voila! (chef's kiss)
Ex2. We agreed to split everything we had in half. I had half a bonfire for girls' night out. Half a pair of cowboy boots, half a Stetson, half a pair of leather chaps, half of all his disgusting silk undies. Half of the rodeo trophies..You get the point :D Mountain Women DO NOT PLAY.
Very cute. Thankfully hubby got rid of his gamer convention t shirt collection. I wouldn’t even make a quilt out of them.
Ha ha ha!